If I were a month, I'd be September.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be evening.

If I were a planet, I'd be Venus.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be a sea turtle.

If I were a direction, I'd be south.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a rocking chair.

If I were a liquid, I'd be sweet tea.

If I were a gemstone, I'd be a pearl.

If I were a tree, I'd be a magnolia.

If I were a tool, I'd be a Swiss Army knife.

If I were a flower, I'd be a gardenia.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be a cool breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a flute.

If I were a color, I'd be turquoise.

If I were an emotion, I'd be joy.

If I were a fruit, I'd be a peach.

If I were a sound, I'd be laughter.

If I were an element, I'd be air.

If I were a car, I'd be a Porsche.

If I were a food, I'd be pralines.

If I were a place, I'd be home.

If I were a material, I'd be silk.

If I were a taste, I'd be sweet.

If I were a scent, I'd be vanilla.

If I were an object, I'd be a paint brush.

If I were a body part, I'd be lips.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smile.

If I were a song, I'd be Sea Breeze by Tyrone Wells.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be flip-flops.